Seven Habits of Highly-effective Babies that are also, sadly, Habits of Highly-ineffective Grown-ups

Love babies? Sure, we all do! But, you have to admit, some of the things they do are just plain inappropriate and rude in the grown-up world. Right? 

Here are seven habits of highly-effective babies that are also, sadly, habits of highly-ineffective grown-ups: 

1. Three-hour naps. Every day.
2. Eating, without fussing, every two hours.
3. Burping loudly after each meal.
4. Chewing on your toes in public.
5. Blowing repeated, sloppy raspberries to make your friends laugh.
6. Giving open-mouth kisses to everyone you meet.
7. Pooping in your pants every few hours, every day.