Yesterday was, in a word, well...in a nice word: hard.
I was exhausted from two mostly sleepless nights, was in a foul mood most of the day, the "Call the Midwife" season finale was very disappointing and, to top it all off, in my exhausted stupor I washed a much-needed check.
But, because I don't want to be one of those people who fills the internet with griping and negativity...I'm going to list out the things that didn't suck were good about yesterday.
Here goes:
- I woke up, mostly healthy and able to function...and there was coffee readily available.
True. Story. - My car got me where I needed to go and didn't break down or run out of gas or anything like that.
Go, Goldie, Go! - I had a job to go to that pays me money for the time I spend
chained to my deskworking.Um...whistle while you work? - I didn't get bitten by a brown recluse spider. (Do yourself a favor and DO NOT google "Brown Recluse spider bite. Or click that link right there. #nightmarefodder #welcometomynightmare)
- I got through the whole day without encountering a single terrorist, nazi, or ne're do well.
- When I returned home, my house was just as I'd left it: messy, but intact.
- I didn't break a single Mason Jar! #andtherewasmuchrejoicing
- There wasn't a zombie apocalypse.
- I saw a dog...and it was an Irish Wolfhound!!
- I got to spend the evening with one of the sweetest families I know...and there was much laughing.
- Thanks to coconut oil, I smelled delicious all day AND the pain in my sunburn was almost totally gone, allowing me to sleep again...which means, I will no longer be Miss Hannigan.
- I didn't get lice or ebola or ecoli or botulism or even amoebic dysentery.
- I was not attacked by a bear.
- I was not abducted by aliens...at least I think I wasn't. #sneakyaliens
- I didn't develop alopecia and lose all my hair.
- I had food to eat.
- I didn't spill anything on my shirt. #thestruggleisreal
- I did not drink a single shot of wheatgrass or eat a single piece of tofu.
- I ate meat at every meal.
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